What a Mess! (1995)
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Directed by: Vladimir Menshov
Top Billed Cast: Yuriy Kuzmenkov, Sergey Labyrin, Arkadiy Koval
Runtime: 143 minutes
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Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
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Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma
Nonna Mordyukova
registry office employee
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
General
Gennadiy Matveev
General
Boris Smorchkov
General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
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Ivan Martynov
Mafiosi
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Sergey Ruban
Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Meloman
