You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)
Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...
Directed by: Marc Monnet, Coluche
Top Billed Cast: François Dyrek, Thierry Lhermitte, Philippe Bruneau
Runtime: 92 minutes
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Coluche
Le roi Gros Pif Ier
Dominique Lavanant
La reine Madeleine
Anémone
La cousine Lucienne
Martin Lamotte
Le bouffon
Michel Blanc
Antremont
Roland Giraud
Le duc d'Orléans
Gérard Jugnot
Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires
Gérard Lanvin
Le chevalier blanc
Thierry Lhermitte
Le héraut d'armes
Marie-Anne Chazel
La reine de Flandre
Philippe Bruneau
Le duc d'Ambise
Michel Puterflam
Le radoteur
Philippe Manesse
Philippe de Boynet
Christian Spillemaecker
Christian de Boynet
Jacques Canselier
L'excité
François Dyrek
Le second tavernier
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Jean-Louis Tristan
Le troisième tavernier
Roger Riffard
Père L'Auriot
Luis Rego
Le second capitaine des mousquetaires
Fernand Guiot
Le Belge
Véronique K. Colucci
Une favorite du roi
Roberto
Le nain
Christian Clavier
Le conteur (voice)
Georges Adet
Le vieux prisonnier
Georges Ass
Un homme-assiette
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Lucien Charbonnier
Un homme-assiette
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Louis Dubois
Le pince-fesse
Robert Le Béal
Un homme distingué
Ernest Menzer
Un homme distingué
Bruno Moynot
Un invité du roi qui doit faire ...
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Jean-Jacques
Le roi de Flandre
